• math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
  • history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
  • literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
  • physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
Great Quotes:
  • Shakespeare: "Never play with the feelings of others because you may win the game but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for a lifetime.
  • Napoleon: "The world suffers a lot. Not because of the violence of bad people, but because of the silence of good people.
  • Einstein: "I am thankful to all those who said NO to me, because of them I did it myself"
  • Mahatma Gandhi: "The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong"
  • Dr. Seuss: "Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened."

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